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WELCOME TO MY HOME PAGE !!!!!!!!!

I KISS YOU !!!!!

NEWS flash!!! September 21, 2003 London Tottenham United have told me that they don't want me no more. I spent all their money on new friends. They were upset that my new friends wern't very good at football! Why didn't they tell me that the money was for footballers not new buddies? They must be stupid. We were going to set up a band and get to Number 1 in the charts!!! Football, pah! I not sure who London Tottenham United will have now, At the moment David Pleat is bossing the people I used to boss but they want someone else. They said that a drunken hippopotamus would make a better manager than me. I'm not sure if they are right about that. They must be stupid to think that. Besides, I think Gazza already has a job. Anyway, I have enough of London Tottenham. I go elsewhere. I phone up Grimsby and Accrington Stanley, but they not return my call yet. However, not to worry, Burger King have said I will make great Burger flipper! We shall see. I will tell you here when I make up my mind.

I like music , I have many many music enstrumans my home I can play, I have my own record song, it called "Diamond Lights"!!!

My friend Chris Waddle helped me sing it. It gets to number 12 in English charts!!!!!!!

I like sport , football. I play football for England once upon a time.

I also play for Monaco, London Tottenham United, Monaco, London Chelsea United, and Swindon - big mistake - boring, yawn.

I also manage football. I play and manage London Chelsea United and Swindon.

Yesterday I manage Southampton, I try and get relegated then desert them. Also yesterday I manage England - bad story!!! Today I manage London Tottenham United!

I like sex

I like travel I used to go 1 country every 2 year

I went , England , Monaco , Italy , Spain , Mexico , West Germany , France .....

My profession footballer, music singer , football manager , village idiot

I like to take foto-camera (models , towns , nice nude amimals and peoples).....

My tall 180 cm (5ft 11 inches) My weight 83 kg (13 stones)

My eyes grey ..  I live alone !!!!!!!!!

I have home - car .........

I like to lay beach. You like my swim trunks?

This is Paul Gascoigne - GAZZA!!!! He think he better than me. He think he better than me!!!!!! He think he good footballer

He make record song too - "Fog on the Tyne". He get to number 2 in chart, he got lucky. He didn't have Waddle to hold him down.

Pah! No-one better than me. I teach him a lesson. I teach him a big , big , big lesson

When I become his boss at England, I boss him, I boss him to go home. I tell him he can't play football for me!!!

That teach him to be better than me. That teach him I say! THAT TEACH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We lost without him, We go home early. I get sacked! I TEACH HIM LESSON THOUGH - big , big , big lesson - HAH!

I like to be friendship from different country ..

Like my friendship here - Eileen. Come on Eileen. We make beautiful music together!!!!

She not from different country though - she from different planet!

You can come with me! You don't have to be from different planet.

You can make sweet music with me! Maybe Chris Waddle can help us threesome!

I live in ENGLANDE -town LONDON ...( 10 million peoples - near   the river - old history - big smoke - smelly like me)...

Who is want to come LONDON TOTTENHAM  I can invitate .....

She can stay my home ........

I speake english , french , gobbledegook, I want to learn other language !

If you're a bit confused, you might want to take a look at the original Mahir Cagri site

The Merchandise shop is now open. All items make perfect gifts for Spurs fans whom you don't like very much!